1 00:00:06,350 --> 00:00:08,651 How long has your daughter had trouble breathing? 2 00:00:08,736 --> 00:00:11,854 About a week now. 3 00:00:11,939 --> 00:00:14,023 The best dads wait two or more. 4 00:00:14,108 --> 00:00:17,143 Yeah, no, it's not like it's serious. 5 00:00:17,194 --> 00:00:18,911 I-I checked online, and it's... 6 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:20,079 Asthma or something. 7 00:00:20,147 --> 00:00:21,247 "Or something" 8 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:22,698 is the number one killer of teens 9 00:00:22,783 --> 00:00:24,333 with no medical degree. 10 00:00:24,418 --> 00:00:26,002 When was the last time he took you to see a doctor? 11 00:00:26,086 --> 00:00:28,087 Uh, like five months ago. 12 00:00:28,155 --> 00:00:30,339 We went a clinic in Trenton. I had strep throat. 13 00:00:30,424 --> 00:00:31,991 You remember the antibiotic they gave you? 14 00:00:32,059 --> 00:00:33,209 Is it neomycin? 15 00:00:33,277 --> 00:00:34,510 Amoxicillin. 16 00:00:37,731 --> 00:00:41,551 So about the inhaler for my asthma, I was-- 17 00:00:41,635 --> 00:00:42,635 Sorry! 18 00:00:42,686 --> 00:00:44,069 Hospital policy 19 00:00:44,121 --> 00:00:46,071 specifically prohibits me from giving meds 20 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:47,423 to unrelated homeless people 21 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:50,209 pretending to be father and daughter. 22 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,211 Your pants are a size too short, 23 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:53,579 so either you grew a couple of inches 24 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:55,965 or you grabbed the closest size in a thrift store. 25 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:57,917 And only you have dimples, which are adorable, 26 00:00:57,968 --> 00:01:02,021 but they're also an x-linked dominant genetic trait. 27 00:01:02,088 --> 00:01:03,689 Which actually doesn't prove anything. 28 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:05,525 The fact that she didn't burst into tears tells me 29 00:01:05,592 --> 00:01:07,426 that you never thought he was your dad. 30 00:01:07,478 --> 00:01:09,261 Let's get out of here. 31 00:01:11,031 --> 00:01:13,032 Since you're the brains of the operation, 32 00:01:13,099 --> 00:01:14,734 might wanna stick around. 33 00:01:14,785 --> 00:01:16,402 What, so I can get busted by Social Services? 34 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:18,905 No, so you can stop bleeding out of your ear. 35 00:01:21,107 --> 00:01:23,659 It's usually a sign of a skull fracture. 36 00:01:23,744 --> 00:01:27,246 Someone been using your head as a soccer ball? 37 00:01:27,314 --> 00:01:27,859 No. 38 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:29,555 Much as I'd like to take your word for it, 39 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,834 I have no interest in taking your word for it. 40 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:35,922 No tenderness, no pain. 41 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:37,640 Looks like you might actually be telling the truth 42 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:38,891 about something. 43 00:01:43,147 --> 00:01:45,064 Ear canal is fine. 44 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,184 You don't have a fever. 45 00:01:49,686 --> 00:01:50,686 Pay the man. 46 00:01:50,771 --> 00:01:52,438 He's late for a trashcan fire. 47 00:02:04,785 --> 00:02:06,035 Would you--would you tell me what's going on? 48 00:02:06,119 --> 00:02:08,153 What's wrong with me? 49 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:10,056 I have no idea. 50 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:14,958 * House 8x10 * Runaways Original air date on January 30, 2012 51 00:02:14,983 --> 00:02:18,983 == sync, corrected by elderman == [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 52 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:41,554 * 53 00:02:47,077 --> 00:02:48,544 Why'd you ask to meet us 54 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:49,962 30 miles away from the hospital? 55 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,385 Because I can. 56 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,037 Also, Chris Christie's blog 57 00:02:58,088 --> 00:03:00,673 says the pancakes here are the best. 58 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:03,542 So...what do we got on this 18-year-old 59 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:05,210 with the ear bleed and the breathing problems? 60 00:03:05,262 --> 00:03:07,230 CT confirms no skull fracture, 61 00:03:07,314 --> 00:03:09,214 and looking at her confirms she's not 18. 62 00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:11,400 Yes, she is. 63 00:03:11,485 --> 00:03:13,185 Says so in the file. 64 00:03:13,237 --> 00:03:14,503 We can't treat an underage patient 65 00:03:14,571 --> 00:03:15,888 without a guardian-- we need to call Social Services. 66 00:03:15,939 --> 00:03:17,723 I cut a deal with the patient. 67 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:19,558 We don't call, she doesn't bolt. 68 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:21,160 Whatever age, living on the street 69 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:22,745 makes her vulnerable to malnutrition, 70 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:23,946 drug use, H.I.V., 71 00:03:24,031 --> 00:03:25,781 all things which could explain her symptoms. 72 00:03:25,849 --> 00:03:27,900 No sign of malnutrition. Tox screen is clear. 73 00:03:27,951 --> 00:03:29,669 S.T.D. panel was negative. 74 00:03:29,736 --> 00:03:31,754 And...is that Foreman? 75 00:03:35,008 --> 00:03:36,626 Oh, my goodness, it is! 76 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,410 Hi, Dean Foreman! 77 00:03:50,474 --> 00:03:52,108 Are you not gonna introduce us 78 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:53,826 because we're married? 79 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:55,628 Oh, no, wait-- that's her. 80 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:58,814 She's a pharmaceutical rep, and this is a working breakfast. 81 00:03:58,899 --> 00:04:00,366 In a restaurant that's nowhere near your home 82 00:04:00,433 --> 00:04:01,934 or the hospital. 83 00:04:02,002 --> 00:04:04,770 Chris Christie recommends the pancakes. 84 00:04:07,741 --> 00:04:09,792 Squamous cell middle ear tumor could have 85 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,160 caused the ear bleed. 86 00:04:11,244 --> 00:04:12,912 Paraneoplastic reaction caused the breathing problems. 87 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,297 Middle ear looks completely normal. 88 00:04:14,381 --> 00:04:15,398 But there is thickening in the lining of the wall 89 00:04:15,465 --> 00:04:16,916 of the third ventricle. 90 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,834 Could be a sign of cerebral infection. 91 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:20,086 Would explain the lack of fever. 92 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:21,504 Pneumococcus is pretty common 93 00:04:21,588 --> 00:04:22,838 among the homeless population. 94 00:04:22,923 --> 00:04:24,690 We should find out if she's been vaccinated. 95 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,208 Sure, ask her, and when she refuses 96 00:04:26,276 --> 00:04:27,510 to tell you anything, 97 00:04:27,594 --> 00:04:31,230 start her on Ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 98 00:04:31,297 --> 00:04:33,099 And if she says she has been vaccinated? 99 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,483 Then don't believe her, 100 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:36,185 and start her on Ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 101 00:04:36,269 --> 00:04:38,154 How about we don't believe she's gonna bolt 102 00:04:38,238 --> 00:04:39,855 and we call Social Services? 103 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:41,273 While I'm in the little boys' room, 104 00:04:41,325 --> 00:04:42,908 you can pretend that I'm seriously considering that idea. 105 00:04:45,078 --> 00:04:46,362 The bathroom's that way. 106 00:04:47,864 --> 00:04:49,448 Pretty sure there's one in the hospital. 107 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,624 When I was your age, I ran away. 108 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:01,927 Lived on my own. 109 00:05:01,995 --> 00:05:03,763 - At the time, it seemed-- - Oh, let me guess. 110 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:06,032 Life with mom and dad was kind of a drag. 111 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:08,718 So you just ran away, 112 00:05:08,802 --> 00:05:10,353 lived with friends, and partied with guys 113 00:05:10,437 --> 00:05:12,855 that you knew your parents would hate. 114 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:14,540 And then when you got tired of being a rebel, 115 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:16,842 you just went home. 116 00:05:16,893 --> 00:05:20,546 Being homeless isn't a vacation for me. 117 00:05:20,614 --> 00:05:23,015 And I'm not acting out. 118 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,950 My life at home sucked, 119 00:05:25,018 --> 00:05:26,652 so I got the hell out of there. 120 00:05:26,703 --> 00:05:27,787 There are other options 121 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:29,521 besides living on the streets. 122 00:05:29,573 --> 00:05:31,907 Right, like group homes, where you're packed in 123 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:35,244 with as many messed-up delinquent kids as possible, 124 00:05:35,328 --> 00:05:36,412 foster parents who only take you in 125 00:05:36,496 --> 00:05:37,880 because you're a meal ticket. 126 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,332 I can think of easier ways to make 175 bucks a week. 127 00:05:40,384 --> 00:05:41,634 No, you're right-- I really should roll the dice 128 00:05:41,701 --> 00:05:43,886 and hope for a pair that don't ruin my life 129 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,922 the way that my mom-- get your hands off my stuff! 130 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:48,891 The stuff might tell us more about why you're sick. 131 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:50,509 A history textbook. You go to school? 132 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,395 I don't plan on being homeless forever. 133 00:05:58,151 --> 00:05:59,752 Hello, good sir. 134 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:01,604 My brother, the General here, 135 00:06:01,688 --> 00:06:03,388 gots the green-apple quickstep. 136 00:06:09,446 --> 00:06:11,864 One of us is in the wrong time zone. 137 00:06:11,932 --> 00:06:13,249 And if it's me, I need to talk 138 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:16,535 to a stockbroker and anyone from the Kennedy family, 139 00:06:16,603 --> 00:06:17,503 in that order. 140 00:06:17,571 --> 00:06:18,621 Well, he got the runs, 141 00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:19,789 and we do need him 142 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:21,340 up and at 'em for battle tomorrow. 143 00:06:21,407 --> 00:06:22,575 It's hardly authentic, 144 00:06:22,642 --> 00:06:24,343 coming to a newfangled clinic, 145 00:06:24,411 --> 00:06:26,128 especially with a Yankee doctor. 146 00:06:28,131 --> 00:06:31,250 Sir, are you questioning my resolve? 147 00:06:31,301 --> 00:06:33,552 Yes, and your sanity. 148 00:06:33,603 --> 00:06:35,304 I'm multitasking. 149 00:06:35,388 --> 00:06:36,605 Uh, General... 150 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:38,307 You're not allowed out. 151 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:40,860 We swore that we would see the elephant together. 152 00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:47,867 Well, far be it from me to come between two nut jobs 153 00:06:47,934 --> 00:06:49,819 and their "elephant." 154 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:57,576 I could add some Mercury, if you want to make it 155 00:06:57,627 --> 00:06:59,145 more authentic. 156 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:01,997 The Confederacy thanks you, Doc. 157 00:07:13,393 --> 00:07:15,427 Got House's phone. 158 00:07:15,479 --> 00:07:18,347 Deleted all photos of you and Anita. 159 00:07:18,431 --> 00:07:20,799 - I owe you. - An affair? 160 00:07:20,851 --> 00:07:22,535 Never knew you were such a tramp. 161 00:07:22,602 --> 00:07:23,569 Neither did I. 162 00:07:23,636 --> 00:07:27,022 Anita, she's fun, smart. 163 00:07:27,107 --> 00:07:28,474 Not looking for anything serious. 164 00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:30,576 It's--it's... Pretty perfect. 165 00:07:30,644 --> 00:07:33,579 Except for the annoying guilt about the husband. 166 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:35,314 The lies she must be telling him. 167 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:37,166 But not guilty enough 168 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,367 to stop seeing her. 169 00:07:38,451 --> 00:07:39,869 She's smoking hot, 170 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:41,320 and it's not his job to protect her marriage. 171 00:07:41,388 --> 00:07:43,789 Aren't you supposed to be pointing a finger 172 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,925 at your own life as a cautionary tale? 173 00:07:45,992 --> 00:07:48,227 If not for cheating, I might still have a wife, 174 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:50,546 but I wouldn't have Sophie and Sophia. 175 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:52,064 Which means 176 00:07:52,132 --> 00:07:55,334 I wouldn't be preparing for their visit this week 177 00:07:55,402 --> 00:07:57,720 by child locking all my cabinets, 178 00:07:57,804 --> 00:07:59,271 padding table corners, 179 00:07:59,339 --> 00:08:02,558 and getting rid of every single magazine. 180 00:08:02,642 --> 00:08:04,393 You could probably just hide the porn 181 00:08:04,477 --> 00:08:06,511 in your underwear drawer. 182 00:08:06,563 --> 00:08:10,950 Magazines go away so I won't ignore my children. 183 00:08:11,017 --> 00:08:12,902 I know I have to pay attention to them. 184 00:08:12,986 --> 00:08:14,019 I want to pay attention to them, 185 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:17,406 but they're just so... 186 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:19,291 Boring. 187 00:08:25,248 --> 00:08:28,751 Did you learn anything at Jane Doe's school? 188 00:08:28,835 --> 00:08:29,969 They did a bunch of vaccinations, 189 00:08:30,036 --> 00:08:31,220 including pneumococcus. 190 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:32,738 Take her off the Ceftriaxone. 191 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:34,390 So we're back to square none? 192 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:35,808 Not exactly. 193 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,709 The name she registered under seems to be fake, 194 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,728 but the address is a foreclosed house. 195 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:41,146 We'll let you know what we find. 196 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,818 Plenty of food, water. 197 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:47,052 And beer. 198 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:48,320 She eats well. 199 00:08:48,388 --> 00:08:49,822 Goes to school and makes good grades. 200 00:08:49,889 --> 00:08:51,073 She's a homeless girl 201 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:52,724 who's captain of the volleyball team. 202 00:08:52,776 --> 00:08:53,943 How can you be okay with this? 203 00:08:54,027 --> 00:08:56,412 Your mom sends you to work with snacks. 204 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:58,530 I want and need parents. 205 00:08:58,582 --> 00:09:00,799 Jane Doe is flourishing without them. 206 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:01,700 Maybe. 207 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:05,904 But this mold definitely is. 208 00:09:07,707 --> 00:09:09,375 You went to my school. 209 00:09:09,442 --> 00:09:10,926 Now that they know, they'll report me. 210 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:13,012 I can't go back there! 211 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,746 You may have a fungal infection. 212 00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:15,914 You need that medicine. 213 00:09:15,966 --> 00:09:17,683 Fluconazole, right? 214 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:18,684 I'll get it at a clinic. 215 00:09:20,971 --> 00:09:22,137 Ohh! Oh. 216 00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:24,390 I can't feel my legs. 217 00:09:24,441 --> 00:09:25,975 Hey, wha-- is that the infection? 218 00:09:26,059 --> 00:09:27,943 I don't think so. 219 00:09:30,254 --> 00:09:33,634 So...What causes an ear bleed, 220 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,340 breathing problems, 221 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:38,727 and our runaway's inability to run away? 222 00:09:38,794 --> 00:09:41,796 Fungal infection's off the table. 223 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,015 What about transverse myelitis? 224 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,766 Not with normal posterior column function. 225 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,135 I've been waiting to do this for months. 226 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,136 Pull! 227 00:09:53,776 --> 00:09:56,612 Sights seem to be off on this. 228 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,147 We didn't call Social Services before 229 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,616 because we didn't want the patient to take off. 230 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:03,051 Now she can't--there's no reason for us not to call. 231 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:05,454 Well, how about the reason that there's no reason? 232 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,506 This is working fine for me. 233 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:09,558 Pull! 234 00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,496 Well, now, that one clearly took evasive action. 235 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,631 You want to protect her 236 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,665 because you think she's fine on her own, 237 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:17,933 outside the system. 238 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,301 Does anyone have a position 239 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,136 on our patient's medical condition? 240 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,438 Could be endocarditis with septic emboli. 241 00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:24,439 Pull! 242 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:30,779 I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss. 243 00:10:30,846 --> 00:10:32,731 There's no murmurs, no Osler nodes. 244 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:35,517 You've never done this before, have you? 245 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,985 No, I have not. 246 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,687 But all the time I had my ankle monitor on, 247 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,156 I was furious that I couldn't. 248 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,741 Vasculitis fits. 249 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,295 Start treatment with steroids. 250 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:49,381 She's lucky, she'll be free to flee again. 251 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,049 Not once I call Social Services. 252 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,552 I'm not giving up. 253 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,421 You wanna bet? 254 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,640 One shot, one birdie. 255 00:10:58,708 --> 00:10:59,725 You hit, you make the call. 256 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,760 You miss, never mention it again. 257 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:02,895 No. 258 00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,096 Why would I agree? 259 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,931 'Cause your only other option is 260 00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:08,049 you call and I fire you. 261 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,286 Pull! 262 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:43,435 She responding to corticosteroids? 263 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,519 Looks like it. 264 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:45,920 And Social Services. 265 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,257 I thought for sure there'd be some yelling 266 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,693 or profanity, possible bloodletting. 267 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:53,928 She's tired of living on the streets after all. 268 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,431 I'll bet House re...gret... 269 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,955 Could he know I'm good with a gun? 270 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,907 I don't know how, but... 271 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,211 Hiring a hooker 272 00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:10,545 to pretend to be a social worker? 273 00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:13,382 She took a bet that she knew she'd win. 274 00:12:13,449 --> 00:12:15,417 Frankly, I feel violated. 275 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,586 What happened to the social worker I called? 276 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,471 Apparently, someone identifying themselves 277 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,956 as Dr. Pujols called and said the patient ran off. 278 00:12:24,093 --> 00:12:25,477 Come on. 279 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,596 "Poo holes." 280 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,531 I've informed Social Services 281 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:32,000 of the mistake and given Jane Doe's description to the cops. 282 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:32,967 They'll track down the parents. 283 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,186 Thank you. 284 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:38,156 I'll leave you and Dr. "Pujols" alone. 285 00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:39,474 You should have told me 286 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,609 you were treating an underage clinic patient. 287 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,977 I was giving you the gift of deniability. 288 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,979 Now I'm giving you the gift of additional clinic hours. 289 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,782 No, you're not. 290 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,700 You've got nothing on me. 291 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:49,651 Check your phone. 292 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,156 Uh...my phone? 293 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,658 Oh, right. Yes, I-- 294 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,795 I did have some pictures on that. 295 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,630 But... 296 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,716 I also have these. 297 00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:07,936 There's the two of you kissing over dinner. 298 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:10,105 Busting a move in a night club. 299 00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,541 Is that your hand near her nether regions? 300 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:17,079 Thanks again for taking off the ankle bracelet. 301 00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:19,080 I'm not gonna let you blackmail me, House. 302 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,849 Oh, of course not. 303 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:22,300 There's no way someone of your integrity 304 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,419 would let me compromise your job in any major way 305 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,988 over some tawdry bit of gossip. 306 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,257 But what about compromising it 307 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,942 in a minor way? 308 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,927 Reduced clinic hours. 309 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,663 Unlimited Internet porn budget. 310 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,947 That makes much more sense 311 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:40,602 than the nuclear option of ruining both our lives. 312 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,537 You can keep these. 313 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,156 I got copies. 314 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,133 How I miss the sweet smell 315 00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:57,302 of stickin' it to the man. 316 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,670 Adams is right. 317 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,888 You're protecting this girl. 318 00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:02,841 No, I was wrong. 319 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,060 It's the stench of moralizing. 320 00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:07,262 I'm protecting myself from meddling bureaucrats 321 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,263 and parents. 322 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,481 You admire this girl. 323 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,400 She had a horrible home life, 324 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,018 so she went out on her own. 325 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,736 She's your road not taken. 326 00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:15,804 I've always dreamed of living 327 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,406 in an abandoned house with mold. 328 00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,907 House, all I'm accusing you of 329 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,308 is having a connection with a patient. 330 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,860 This is a good thing. 331 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,029 It's not a good thing, 'cause it's not a thing. 332 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,530 It is a thing... which she'll prove 333 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,365 when her parents show up 334 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,618 and you start protecting her from them. 335 00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:38,093 The sound I make is, 336 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,829 moooo! 337 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,882 The sound I make is, 338 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,300 quack quack quack quack quack. 339 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,526 Moo. 340 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,584 The sound is quack. 341 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,919 Quack quack. 342 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,322 Quack quack quack. 343 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,744 I'm an ass. 344 00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:32,197 On the plus side, I can now program my DVR 345 00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:34,032 from my phone. 346 00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:35,534 They are kind of boring. 347 00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:37,819 All kids, not just yours. 348 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,204 Very helpful. 349 00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:40,622 You need to log more hours. 350 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,458 Eventually, you'll pass boredom and get to bonding. 351 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,927 Kind of like Stockholm syndrome. 352 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,596 I heard the nurses talking. 353 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:48,997 You called Social Services for real. 354 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,383 Because you shouldn't be living on your own. 355 00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,268 Right, better my mom should use me as a punching bag. 356 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,937 If your mom abused you, 357 00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:58,006 Social Services won't let you go home with her. 358 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,892 Have I mentioned I don't trust the system? 359 00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,561 We don't know if you're better yet. 360 00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,178 You can't just take off. 361 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,032 Uh, can we help you? 362 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,183 I'm Adele Brown from Social Services, and this is-- 363 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,819 I'm Ellen Rogers. 364 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,621 Callie's mother. 365 00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,039 You haven't been that for two years. 366 00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,624 I promise... 367 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:16,625 Things are different. 368 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,376 Mom...two sentences in, 369 00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,161 and you're already making promises. 370 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,580 Okay, maybe we need to take a minute here 371 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:23,048 and give Callie some space. 372 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,916 No, I don't need a minute. I need her out of my life. 373 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,668 Is she okay? 374 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,802 I will be once you just... 375 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,672 Oh, my God! 376 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,225 We need help in here! 377 00:16:40,929 --> 00:16:42,890 - Go! - And they're off! 378 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,690 You bet 100 bucks on a turtle race? 379 00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:47,309 I paid Mr. Chips 5 bucks to take a dive. 380 00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:51,480 The bleeding stopped on its own. 381 00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:52,832 She got worse after being on steroids, 382 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,867 so autoimmune is out. 383 00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:55,868 Diagnosis depends on whether the blood 384 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,036 was coming from the sinuses, 385 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,454 lungs, or her guts. 386 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,841 Mr. Chips looks like he wants it. 387 00:17:01,925 --> 00:17:05,160 100 bucks says he'll make soup out of Franklin. 388 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,763 You're on. 389 00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:10,516 How'd the mom seem to you? 390 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,967 If you're asking him if she looks like someone 391 00:17:12,019 --> 00:17:13,168 who beat her kid, you're a moron. 392 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,054 Move your ass, Mr. Chips! 393 00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:36,642 You should have seen her face when mom walked in. 394 00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:38,617 Callie hates her. I don't think she's lying. 395 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,036 Because people never lie about people they hate. 396 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,788 Big sinus bleed could be sinusitis 397 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:43,872 and a bleeding disorder. 398 00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:45,323 She didn't complain about a headache. 399 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,491 The bleeding is in her gut. 400 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,692 Could be Zollinger-Ellison. 401 00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:50,328 Acid reflux causes asthma, 402 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,414 and the acid erodes the stomach, causing the bleeding. 403 00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:56,201 Yes! 404 00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:57,552 Franklin rules. 405 00:17:57,637 --> 00:18:00,889 Mr. Chips drools. 406 00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:03,225 Mr. Chips's owner only feeds him on apples and bananas. 407 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:04,709 Nowhere near enough vitamin A. 408 00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:05,727 Pay up. 409 00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:07,212 And do an upper endoscopy 410 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:09,231 to confirm for Zollinger-Ellison, 411 00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:11,349 after mommie dearest has given her permission. 412 00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:13,735 Ellen shouldn't have consent if she beat her daughter. 413 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,553 Doesn't matter if she beat her daughter. 414 00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:20,025 Only matters if Social Services says she beat her daughter. 415 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:23,128 Good thing you made it all official. 416 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,532 Will the endoscopy be painful? 417 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,867 Is that an issue? 418 00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:32,387 It's a medical procedure. 419 00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:34,456 There will be some discomfort. 420 00:18:34,524 --> 00:18:36,158 I never meant to hurt my daughter. 421 00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:39,928 And yet you hit her. 422 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,279 She told you that? 423 00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:43,548 And now you're gonna tell me you didn't. 424 00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:47,636 I'm a drug addict. 425 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,438 And I've been a lousy mom. 426 00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,192 Especially since my husband died. 427 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,095 I mean, he was closer to Callie than I was, 428 00:18:57,146 --> 00:18:58,730 and I missed him... 429 00:18:58,781 --> 00:18:59,981 So much. 430 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,701 And it was too hard. 431 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,936 And taking Oxy just... 432 00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:07,739 made things easier. 433 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,742 Right up until it made me lose my daughter. 434 00:19:12,378 --> 00:19:15,714 I hurt Callie a lot. 435 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:19,084 But one of the only things that I can feel okay about 436 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:21,620 is that I never hit her. 437 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,366 Didn't peg you as the midday fun kind of guy. 438 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,501 So glad I was wrong. 439 00:19:38,938 --> 00:19:41,239 Ohh. Unfortunately, 440 00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,675 that's not why we're here. 441 00:19:45,311 --> 00:19:49,114 Remember that guy from the restaurant yesterday? 442 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:51,983 Mm-hmm. 443 00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,651 He's got pictures of us. 444 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:55,486 He's threatening to show your husband. 445 00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:58,256 I thought you said that guy was one of your best doctors. 446 00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:00,192 Yeah, not one of my best people. 447 00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:05,213 We've gotta stop seeing each other. 448 00:20:05,298 --> 00:20:07,182 Not necessarily. 449 00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:09,367 I told my husband about you. 450 00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:12,053 What? 451 00:20:12,138 --> 00:20:13,939 Why? 452 00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,507 He was saying that things had been better lately 453 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:19,177 between him and I, that I was happier. 454 00:20:19,228 --> 00:20:21,363 I said that I was. 455 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:24,015 And that you were the reason. 456 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,785 And...He was okay with that? 457 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,019 Not initially. 458 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,955 It was a pretty tough conversation. 459 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,690 Neither of us is ready to give up on the marriage. 460 00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:35,493 And I am not ready to give up this. 461 00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:41,466 You don't have to feel so guilty anymore. 462 00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:57,482 You didn't need to shoot yourself. 463 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,550 I could have given you a Section 8. 464 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:02,737 We've hit the drills pretty hard, 465 00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:04,222 and by the fourth round, my hand went numb. 466 00:21:04,273 --> 00:21:05,774 The gun slipped and-- 467 00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:07,392 I only had blanks in it, but... 468 00:21:07,443 --> 00:21:09,394 It's funny how nearly shooting your toe off 469 00:21:09,445 --> 00:21:11,229 cured that speech impediment. 470 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,114 Ah. Yeah. Sorry about that. 471 00:21:13,199 --> 00:21:15,784 Sheldon's a...Progressive. 472 00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,669 Eh--compared to who? 473 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,087 Rupert Murdoch? 474 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:20,538 Progressives are reenactors 475 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,123 who strive for complete authenticity. 476 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,709 They never drop character while in uniform. 477 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,178 Whereas you just dabble in crazy. 478 00:21:29,715 --> 00:21:30,715 Sheldon and I had a big falling out 479 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:32,050 years ago. 480 00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:33,351 We only really started 481 00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:35,604 talking again because of the reenactments. 482 00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:37,155 They, uh... 483 00:21:37,223 --> 00:21:39,140 Gave me my brother back. 484 00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:41,259 That's a very moving story. 485 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:42,694 Be a lot more affecting if you hadn't 486 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:46,114 bonded over something so completely idiotic. 487 00:21:51,153 --> 00:21:53,121 Your mom didn't hit you, did she? 488 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:57,108 No. 489 00:21:57,159 --> 00:21:58,609 Then why'd you lie about it? 490 00:22:01,497 --> 00:22:03,715 Because I wanted to get out of here. 491 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,166 People understand getting hit 492 00:22:05,251 --> 00:22:07,752 more than what my mom does. 493 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,905 Tell me. Maybe I'll understand. 494 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,895 Well, I was the mom. 495 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,731 She couldn't keep a job. 496 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:21,266 She'd spend all her money on pills. 497 00:22:21,334 --> 00:22:22,901 I had to get a job. 498 00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,487 Double shifts, just to keep the power on. 499 00:22:25,571 --> 00:22:27,972 Keep food in the house. 500 00:22:28,024 --> 00:22:30,675 I couldn't tell you how many times she nearly O.D.ed 501 00:22:30,743 --> 00:22:33,645 and I had to clean her up and put her in bed. 502 00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:38,817 So I decided, if I was gonna be the grown-up, 503 00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:40,669 I'd rather do it on my own terms. 504 00:22:49,178 --> 00:22:51,829 Your mom knows she messed up. 505 00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:54,215 She's determined not to do it again. 506 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,067 Yeah. 507 00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:57,435 And she'll feel that way, 508 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,120 right up until things get too tough 509 00:22:59,188 --> 00:23:00,772 and she has to start using again. 510 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:11,733 Do you think people can change? 511 00:23:11,817 --> 00:23:13,868 No. 512 00:23:13,953 --> 00:23:16,037 But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion, 513 00:23:16,122 --> 00:23:18,907 because... people don't change. 514 00:23:22,745 --> 00:23:23,962 Stop. 515 00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,097 Is that an ulcer? Yeah, it is. 516 00:23:26,165 --> 00:23:27,532 But we haven't reached the stomach yet. 517 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,401 I'm still high in the esophagus. 518 00:23:29,468 --> 00:23:31,002 Means it's not Zollinger-Ellison. 519 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,339 Ulcer's bleeding. 520 00:23:34,390 --> 00:23:37,642 We need to lavage before she drowns in her own blood. 521 00:23:41,552 --> 00:23:43,186 Cauterized the ulcer, stopped the bleeding. 522 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:45,064 Compromised immune system from living on the street 523 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:46,663 could have made her susceptible to HPV. 524 00:23:46,664 --> 00:23:48,326 HPV was covered on the STD panel. 525 00:23:48,329 --> 00:23:49,254 She's negative. 526 00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:51,222 What if she didn't get this from being homeless? 527 00:23:51,423 --> 00:23:52,757 What if she got it from her mom? 528 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:54,959 I'm assuming you're thinking something genetic, because-- 529 00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:56,394 I'm thinking addiction. 530 00:23:56,462 --> 00:23:58,796 Alcohol-induced esophagitis. 531 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:00,748 Explains esophageal ulcers and her other symptoms. 532 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,350 If only it would explain 533 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:03,751 why we've never seen her drunk, 534 00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:05,085 drinking, or detoxing. 535 00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:06,771 Her blood pressure's been elevated. 536 00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:07,755 Could be the DTs. 537 00:24:07,806 --> 00:24:09,106 It's been mildly elevated. 538 00:24:09,191 --> 00:24:10,591 Mildly elevated BP 539 00:24:10,642 --> 00:24:13,110 could put her at risk of a Berry aneurysm. 540 00:24:13,195 --> 00:24:15,029 Weak blood vessel in the brain 541 00:24:15,096 --> 00:24:16,981 gets pounded on by elevated BP, 542 00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:19,901 causes it to expand and contract. 543 00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:22,003 Causes the symptoms to come and go. 544 00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:24,071 CT didn't show any signs of an aneurysm. 545 00:24:24,122 --> 00:24:26,123 Did I mention they come and go? 546 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,909 Much as your presence may cause 547 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,794 objects to become engorged with blood, 548 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:32,463 sometimes aneurysms just aren't in the mood. 549 00:24:32,548 --> 00:24:33,381 Alcoholism and Berry aneurysm 550 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:34,966 are both valid theories. 551 00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:36,467 I think we should discuss this with the patient and her mom. 552 00:24:36,552 --> 00:24:37,969 Why? We discussed it right here. 553 00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:39,637 Go tell 'em she needs a cerebral angiogram 554 00:24:39,721 --> 00:24:40,972 to locate the aneurysm, 555 00:24:41,056 --> 00:24:43,591 then surgery to repair. 556 00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:46,761 Brain surgery? 557 00:24:46,828 --> 00:24:48,596 When? 558 00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:50,915 We booked the O.R. for an hour from now. 559 00:24:50,983 --> 00:24:54,902 And Dr. House is sure that's what she has? 560 00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,303 He's confident in the diagnosis. 561 00:24:56,355 --> 00:24:58,305 It's consistent with all of her symptoms. 562 00:25:00,141 --> 00:25:02,610 But you don't buy it. 563 00:25:02,661 --> 00:25:04,144 No. 564 00:25:04,196 --> 00:25:06,814 I think your symptoms are the result 565 00:25:06,865 --> 00:25:09,316 of alcohol abuse. 566 00:25:09,368 --> 00:25:11,619 But I'm not-- I'm not an alcoholic. 567 00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:13,487 You came to the hospital with beer in your pocket. 568 00:25:13,539 --> 00:25:15,122 We found more alcohol at your house. 569 00:25:15,173 --> 00:25:16,541 Yeah, I use booze as payment. 570 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,609 I have an occasional beer with my friends. 571 00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:20,828 That doesn't mean I have a problem. 572 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,800 I want the surgery. 573 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,536 Actually, it's your mom's decision. 574 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,711 I'm not an addict. 575 00:25:36,778 --> 00:25:38,946 That's what I always said to you, Callie, 576 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,682 but I had a problem-- I'm nothing like you! 577 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,239 Tell them to do the surgery. 578 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,296 I need a few minutes to think. 579 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,903 The patient asked me what I thought. 580 00:26:02,971 --> 00:26:05,306 I pay you to think inside this room. 581 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,941 Outside this room, I pay you to parrot. 582 00:26:06,992 --> 00:26:08,943 It's her choice. She has the right to know! 583 00:26:08,994 --> 00:26:10,578 It's a medical choice 584 00:26:10,645 --> 00:26:11,579 that you turned into an extension 585 00:26:11,646 --> 00:26:13,364 of your baggage and hers. 586 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,333 You told the mom something you want to believe 587 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,617 because you don't want to believe 588 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:18,502 that this girl might be doing fine parent-free. 589 00:26:18,587 --> 00:26:20,121 Which also happens to be what the mom wants to believe. 590 00:26:20,172 --> 00:26:21,589 You think she wants to feel responsible 591 00:26:21,656 --> 00:26:23,124 for her daughter's illness? 592 00:26:23,175 --> 00:26:25,159 That woman sees everything to do with her daughter through... 593 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:27,261 Guilt-colored glasses. 594 00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:28,996 It's all her fault. 595 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:38,556 House... 596 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,775 Don't...bully her. 597 00:26:40,842 --> 00:26:43,444 She's overwhelmed enough. 598 00:26:43,511 --> 00:26:44,612 Well, it's nothing compared to how she's gonna feel 599 00:26:44,679 --> 00:26:46,314 when her daughter dies from the aneurysm 600 00:26:46,365 --> 00:26:47,815 she decided not to treat. 601 00:27:07,135 --> 00:27:10,137 You must be Dr. House. 602 00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:11,839 I save my appearances 603 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:13,841 for when parents are on the brink of doing something 604 00:27:13,892 --> 00:27:16,477 incredibly stupid. 605 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:19,847 Your daughter has a Berry aneurysm. 606 00:27:19,898 --> 00:27:21,816 She needs surgery. 607 00:27:21,883 --> 00:27:23,901 What she does not need is you making this 608 00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:27,104 or any other decision. 609 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,906 Well, I can't just 610 00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:30,191 leave this up to her. 611 00:27:30,242 --> 00:27:31,359 Then leave it up to me, 612 00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,861 and just leave. 613 00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:35,396 Ohh. 614 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,449 I'm not gonna abandon my daughter. 615 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,801 She hates you. 616 00:27:45,073 --> 00:27:46,374 It's actually not such a big deal. 617 00:27:46,425 --> 00:27:48,175 There's plenty of kids who hate their parents. 618 00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:53,214 What makes it a big deal is that she should hate you. 619 00:27:53,265 --> 00:27:56,133 Playing the biology card doesn't change anything 620 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:57,635 except where she lives. 621 00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,304 Your daughter is better off without you. 622 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:03,774 So...let her be better off without you. 623 00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:11,265 I'm gonna do the surgery. 624 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,784 I'll take the fallout from Social Services. 625 00:28:33,638 --> 00:28:34,972 Dr. House! 626 00:28:43,064 --> 00:28:46,467 My daughter's care is my choice. 627 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,769 And so is this. 628 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:50,938 Treat her for alcoholism. 629 00:28:56,695 --> 00:28:57,711 Peek-a-boo! 630 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:58,913 Why would Anita 631 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,915 tell her husband about our affair? 632 00:29:00,982 --> 00:29:02,950 Probably just got sick of lying. 633 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,351 Look at it this way. 634 00:29:04,419 --> 00:29:07,705 Now the sex is both commitment- and guilt-free. 635 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,624 And men love commitment-free sex. 636 00:29:10,675 --> 00:29:12,510 Yes, they do. 637 00:29:12,594 --> 00:29:13,794 Oh, yes, they do! 638 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,133 They're gonna find out eventually. 639 00:29:19,184 --> 00:29:20,667 Peek-a-boo! 640 00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:22,186 Peek-a-boo! 641 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:24,054 How do you keep doing the same thing over and over 642 00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:25,539 with the same level of enthusiasm? 643 00:29:25,607 --> 00:29:28,025 First off, be a decent, empathetic person. 644 00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:30,528 This is what you said you wanted, 645 00:29:30,612 --> 00:29:31,512 but you're actually more upset 646 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:32,730 now that her husband knows. 647 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,648 - 'Cause I'm hurting him. - You always were. 648 00:29:34,699 --> 00:29:35,783 Yeah, but he didn't know that. 649 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:37,735 Which means he wasn't really hurt. 650 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,904 Yeah, I know it's a rationalization, 651 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:40,905 but it went a long way 652 00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:42,373 to making me feel... 653 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:43,824 A little less guilty about seeing her. 654 00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:44,792 Looks like you're gonna need 655 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,327 a bigger rationalization. 656 00:29:46,378 --> 00:29:48,095 Ahh...Peek-a-boo! 657 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:50,831 Peek-a-boo! 658 00:29:52,534 --> 00:29:54,502 Social Services report came in on your mom. 659 00:29:54,553 --> 00:29:55,636 Ah, let me guess. 660 00:29:55,703 --> 00:29:57,972 She passed with flying colors. 661 00:29:58,039 --> 00:29:59,924 She always does. 662 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,561 I think she might make it this time. 663 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,814 House left a bottle of Vicodin 664 00:30:06,881 --> 00:30:08,482 to see if she'd steal it. 665 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:09,850 She gave it back. 666 00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:16,390 You could at least let her sleep in the room. 667 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,860 She could have listened to me about my drinking. 668 00:30:19,928 --> 00:30:21,412 I mean, even if you are right about it, 669 00:30:21,496 --> 00:30:23,163 why take your word over mine? 670 00:30:23,231 --> 00:30:25,566 I'm her daughter. 671 00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:27,451 Because it... 672 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:29,503 She's your mom. 673 00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:32,406 And, for the first time, she's acting like it. 674 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:39,013 It's a little late for that. 675 00:30:41,516 --> 00:30:42,749 Good night. 676 00:31:00,541 --> 00:31:01,321 Morning! 677 00:31:01,322 --> 00:31:03,089 I heard you went head-to-head with the mom. 678 00:31:03,157 --> 00:31:04,541 Not for your reasons. 679 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:05,825 You're protecting the girl. 680 00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:07,177 I'm protecting my diagnosis. 681 00:31:07,261 --> 00:31:08,428 And you tested her-- 682 00:31:08,495 --> 00:31:09,629 see if you could get her back on drugs 683 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,797 and out of her daughter's life. 684 00:31:10,848 --> 00:31:12,999 That was to show Adams that mommie dearest 685 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,301 hadn't changed. 686 00:31:14,352 --> 00:31:17,437 I'm taking a principled stand against idealism. 687 00:31:17,504 --> 00:31:20,273 Your patient's stable? 688 00:31:20,341 --> 00:31:22,175 Well, maybe Adams was right. 689 00:31:22,226 --> 00:31:23,944 The illness is alcohol-related. 690 00:31:24,011 --> 00:31:25,278 Well, I hope so, 691 00:31:25,346 --> 00:31:27,063 considering it's what we're treating her for. 692 00:31:27,148 --> 00:31:29,699 You--you hope you're wrong 693 00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:32,369 for the sake of the patient? 694 00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:34,020 I hope that I'm right 695 00:31:34,071 --> 00:31:37,357 but the aneurism bursts without killing her. 696 00:31:37,408 --> 00:31:38,792 Call me a softie. 697 00:31:40,461 --> 00:31:43,079 Or the mom agrees to an autopsy 698 00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:44,414 so I can prove it. 699 00:31:50,555 --> 00:31:52,989 Your patients love you because you're empathetic. 700 00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:57,077 I also have kind eyes. 701 00:31:57,144 --> 00:31:58,511 Why are you here? 702 00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:00,213 But you don't love all your patients? 703 00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:03,233 Of course not. 704 00:32:03,301 --> 00:32:05,885 I'll--I'll bet some of them bore you. 705 00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:07,854 Dull people get cancer too. 706 00:32:07,922 --> 00:32:09,189 Why are you here? 707 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,991 But you...fake an interest in them 708 00:32:11,058 --> 00:32:12,659 because you needed to, right? 709 00:32:12,726 --> 00:32:13,743 And if you do it long enough, 710 00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:14,995 it becomes real? 711 00:32:15,062 --> 00:32:16,580 Well, no, 712 00:32:16,664 --> 00:32:19,499 because the interest isn't fake. 713 00:32:19,566 --> 00:32:21,434 Really? 714 00:32:21,502 --> 00:32:24,704 Because you realize they're not dull. 715 00:32:24,755 --> 00:32:26,790 It was just your misinterpretation of them. 716 00:32:26,874 --> 00:32:30,410 I just haven't found a way to make them interesting yet. 717 00:32:30,478 --> 00:32:31,878 It's all about common ground. 718 00:32:31,929 --> 00:32:34,347 You found one thing you both like or hate. 719 00:32:34,415 --> 00:32:35,581 John Woo movies, 720 00:32:35,633 --> 00:32:37,867 romance novels, kale. 721 00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:43,306 Sometimes, the best way to connect with someone 722 00:32:43,391 --> 00:32:45,892 is stop thinking about them and focus on yourself. 723 00:32:48,946 --> 00:32:50,730 Wh--uhh. What is this about? 724 00:32:50,798 --> 00:32:53,533 Not everything has an agenda. 725 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,451 See ya. 726 00:32:59,874 --> 00:33:02,208 I told him because it was the right thing to do. 727 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:03,326 Right. 728 00:33:03,411 --> 00:33:05,962 This doesn't change anything between us. 729 00:33:06,047 --> 00:33:08,782 It sort of does for me. 730 00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:11,835 Y-you want to stop seeing each other? 731 00:33:11,919 --> 00:33:13,820 No. 732 00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:18,024 I was thinking... 733 00:33:18,092 --> 00:33:21,311 Maybe you could tell your husband that we did. 734 00:33:21,395 --> 00:33:24,230 And then go back to sneaking around 735 00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:25,265 behind his back? 736 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,633 Yes. 737 00:33:27,685 --> 00:33:30,136 Why would you want to do that? 738 00:33:30,187 --> 00:33:32,572 I don't know. I... 739 00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:35,442 This just feels... 740 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,444 Wrong. 741 00:33:40,715 --> 00:33:42,716 I th--I think I'm gonna go. 742 00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,635 Ohh, God. 743 00:34:02,687 --> 00:34:05,605 We thought it was the salt pork. 744 00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:07,857 But all the menfolk been eatin' it, 745 00:34:07,942 --> 00:34:10,176 and we the only ones that's sick. 746 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,371 Which one of you is the cheap bastard? 747 00:34:23,324 --> 00:34:25,024 Your uniforms. 748 00:34:25,076 --> 00:34:27,193 They're not wool. They're polyester. 749 00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:28,795 Cheap polyester. 750 00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:30,163 Which gets processed with a heavy metal 751 00:34:30,214 --> 00:34:31,548 called antimony. 752 00:34:31,632 --> 00:34:33,550 You wear badly processed polyester 753 00:34:33,634 --> 00:34:35,385 all day and night for days and nights, 754 00:34:35,469 --> 00:34:36,720 you get antimony poisoning 755 00:34:36,804 --> 00:34:38,671 which caused your diarrhea 756 00:34:38,723 --> 00:34:41,374 and your numbness in your hands. 757 00:34:41,425 --> 00:34:43,093 And your collective vomiting. 758 00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:47,430 Polyester uniforms? 759 00:34:47,515 --> 00:34:49,432 I was being authentic. 760 00:34:49,517 --> 00:34:51,401 With polyester uniforms? 761 00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:53,653 The Confederacy gave men $21 every six months-- 762 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,721 - You poisoned us both. - At least I have principles. 763 00:34:55,773 --> 00:34:57,273 Because they don't cost anything. 764 00:34:57,358 --> 00:34:58,724 Brother against brother. 765 00:34:58,776 --> 00:35:00,326 Now, that is authentic. 766 00:35:15,259 --> 00:35:16,509 I know you don't want me here, 767 00:35:16,577 --> 00:35:18,978 but, um... 768 00:35:19,046 --> 00:35:21,047 They had banana muffins downstairs. 769 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:27,270 Reminded me of our St. Pete's trip. 770 00:35:27,354 --> 00:35:29,255 Remember? 771 00:35:29,306 --> 00:35:31,641 We used to walk and get some 772 00:35:31,725 --> 00:35:33,059 every morning at that bakery. 773 00:35:36,447 --> 00:35:37,330 I guess. 774 00:35:47,608 --> 00:35:49,225 Were you high on that trip? 775 00:35:53,497 --> 00:35:57,584 Not when we were together. 776 00:35:57,635 --> 00:36:01,387 I used to wait until you went to bed. 777 00:36:08,846 --> 00:36:10,430 You can stay. 778 00:36:10,481 --> 00:36:12,348 If you want. 779 00:36:15,636 --> 00:36:16,603 Okay. 780 00:36:25,312 --> 00:36:26,613 Mm. It's not bad. 781 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,369 What's happening? 782 00:36:33,454 --> 00:36:35,088 Is this from the alcohol treatment? 783 00:36:35,155 --> 00:36:36,506 I was wrong. 784 00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:38,041 The Berry aneurysm must have just burst. 785 00:36:42,444 --> 00:36:44,112 Temporal lobes are clear. 786 00:36:44,179 --> 00:36:45,179 Parietal, clear. 787 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:46,847 Get me a micro-vascular clip tray 788 00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:48,149 as well as the occlusion. 789 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,667 Check the ventricles. 790 00:36:49,735 --> 00:36:52,987 Ventricles are clear too. 791 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:54,789 Aneurysm must have leaked instead of burst. 792 00:36:54,857 --> 00:36:56,023 Inject the dye. 793 00:37:04,699 --> 00:37:07,051 Posterior cerebral clear. 794 00:37:07,136 --> 00:37:08,503 Vertebral clear. 795 00:37:08,554 --> 00:37:11,038 Circle of Willis also clear. 796 00:37:11,089 --> 00:37:14,091 She doesn't have a Berry aneurysm. 797 00:37:21,433 --> 00:37:23,100 Her BP's dropping. Start her on pressors. 798 00:37:23,185 --> 00:37:24,352 We gotta get her BP up 799 00:37:24,403 --> 00:37:25,520 before her organs start shutting down. 800 00:37:25,571 --> 00:37:28,739 Adams...with me. 801 00:37:28,824 --> 00:37:31,025 Pressors will only give us a couple hours, Max. 802 00:37:31,076 --> 00:37:32,360 What causes breathing issues, 803 00:37:32,411 --> 00:37:33,861 bleeding issues, paralysis, 804 00:37:33,912 --> 00:37:35,279 loss of consciousness? 805 00:37:35,364 --> 00:37:36,697 What are we missing? 806 00:37:36,748 --> 00:37:37,949 That's everything bad that's happened. 807 00:37:38,033 --> 00:37:39,167 What about the good stuff? 808 00:37:39,234 --> 00:37:41,419 You mean like we should be more optimistic? 809 00:37:41,503 --> 00:37:43,404 She got a little better when we put her on steroids, 810 00:37:43,455 --> 00:37:44,705 which can attack tumor cells. 811 00:37:44,756 --> 00:37:46,207 Maybe she has cancer. 812 00:37:46,258 --> 00:37:49,377 No hypercalcemia, no elevated blood proteins. 813 00:37:49,428 --> 00:37:51,345 She and her mom mentioned a trip they took to Florida 814 00:37:51,413 --> 00:37:53,431 a couple years ago-- what about dengue fever? 815 00:37:53,515 --> 00:37:54,682 Cholera? 816 00:37:54,749 --> 00:37:55,883 Great ideas, if dengue fever 817 00:37:55,934 --> 00:37:57,301 or cholera laid in wait for two years 818 00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,270 before suddenly... 819 00:38:10,616 --> 00:38:14,768 Did your biological daughter go swimming in Florida? 820 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,954 In a lake or a pond or an everglade? 821 00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:18,406 Uh...Yeah. 822 00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:21,775 There's a canal near my mother's house. 823 00:38:21,827 --> 00:38:23,744 Do you know what's wrong with her? 824 00:38:23,795 --> 00:38:25,613 Family vacations kill. 825 00:38:26,948 --> 00:38:28,633 Come with me. 826 00:38:28,717 --> 00:38:31,452 Don't want to explain this twice. 827 00:38:35,123 --> 00:38:37,141 You're letting in the flies. And she needs an LVAD. 828 00:38:37,226 --> 00:38:38,926 No, she doesn't. 829 00:38:38,977 --> 00:38:41,512 Your daughter has ascariasis. 830 00:38:41,597 --> 00:38:43,814 It's a disease caused by a parasitic worm 831 00:38:43,899 --> 00:38:46,400 found in feces. 832 00:38:46,468 --> 00:38:48,185 Animals use the canal as a potty, 833 00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:50,655 the eggs from the feces ended up in Callie's intestines 834 00:38:50,739 --> 00:38:52,690 when she went swimming... 835 00:38:52,774 --> 00:38:53,858 Where they hung out, 836 00:38:53,942 --> 00:38:55,610 quietly and asymptomatically, 837 00:38:55,661 --> 00:38:57,995 biding their time till, somewhere along the way, 838 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,580 they got knocked loose. 839 00:38:59,648 --> 00:39:02,149 Maybe a dive in volleyball practice 840 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,535 or maybe she slipped on her way into a soup kitchen. 841 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,953 But once they hatched, 842 00:39:06,004 --> 00:39:07,588 the worms got to work on her lungs, 843 00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:09,507 her ear, the nerves in her legs. 844 00:39:09,591 --> 00:39:11,959 The worms got agitated by the steroids we gave her, 845 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,512 which started them on their journey to the esophagus 846 00:39:14,596 --> 00:39:17,765 and, ultimately, to the heart. 847 00:39:17,832 --> 00:39:20,017 A few pills of Mebendazole... 848 00:39:20,102 --> 00:39:21,636 She'll be fine. 849 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:32,196 She's feeling much better. 850 00:39:32,281 --> 00:39:33,314 Walking on her own. 851 00:39:33,365 --> 00:39:34,565 Getting along with her mother? 852 00:39:34,650 --> 00:39:36,284 As long as I keep bringing her muffins. 853 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:39,287 Did someone come 854 00:39:39,354 --> 00:39:40,905 take her for a test? 855 00:40:15,774 --> 00:40:17,908 Callie agrees with you... 856 00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,893 That people don't change. 857 00:40:19,945 --> 00:40:22,580 She said when her mom slips again, 858 00:40:22,664 --> 00:40:23,897 she didn't want to be there. 859 00:40:23,949 --> 00:40:27,118 She'd rather remember her like she is now. 860 00:40:27,202 --> 00:40:28,502 Smart girl. 861 00:40:30,789 --> 00:40:32,239 You got the ending you wanted. 862 00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:33,758 'Cause I was only looking to solve the case, 863 00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:36,677 not their lives. 864 00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:38,629 Now, I don't care if the people who work for me 865 00:40:38,714 --> 00:40:39,880 are screwed up. 866 00:40:39,931 --> 00:40:41,749 In fact, I even encourage it. 867 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,051 But absolution? 868 00:40:44,102 --> 00:40:45,970 You do that on your own time. 869 00:40:48,190 --> 00:40:50,107 Or not at all. 870 00:40:50,192 --> 00:40:52,643 'Cause...Clearly, you suck at it. 871 00:41:07,959 --> 00:41:08,826 There. 872 00:41:29,648 --> 00:41:32,099 This is Aaron Rodgers. 873 00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:36,036 Wow, 127 quarterback rating. 874 00:41:36,104 --> 00:41:38,272 You know what sound he makes? 875 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:40,441 Grrrrr! 876 00:41:46,114 --> 00:41:47,865 Okay. Oy! 877 00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:49,250 Um... 878 00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:52,253 This... 879 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,088 is Terrell Owens. 880 00:41:54,155 --> 00:41:56,457 People call him "T.O." 881 00:41:56,508 --> 00:41:57,875 Do you know what sound he makes? 882 00:41:57,959 --> 00:41:59,427 Wah! 883 00:41:59,494 --> 00:42:00,661 Wah! 884 00:42:00,712 --> 00:42:02,630 Wah! Wah! Wah! 885 00:42:02,681 --> 00:42:04,432 [Foy Vance's Be the Song] 886 00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,634 * And when you run 887 00:42:06,685 --> 00:42:08,836 This is Mark Sanchez. 888 00:42:08,887 --> 00:42:10,855 Do you know what sound people make about him? 889 00:42:10,939 --> 00:42:12,640 Pffftt! 890 00:42:12,707 --> 00:42:16,861 * Then I will come 891 00:42:16,945 --> 00:42:18,145 * in dead of night 892 00:42:18,196 --> 00:42:21,482 Working late? 893 00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:24,618 Husband have her tonight? 894 00:42:24,686 --> 00:42:27,071 And every night. 895 00:42:27,155 --> 00:42:29,406 She broke it off. 896 00:42:29,491 --> 00:42:31,492 It's for the best. 897 00:42:31,543 --> 00:42:33,911 I'm not really an affair guy after all. 898 00:42:33,995 --> 00:42:36,997 Sure you are, buddy. 899 00:42:37,048 --> 00:42:39,467 You just lost interest once it stopped being an affair. 900 00:42:39,534 --> 00:42:41,034 That's why you're relieved. 901 00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:43,387 But don't worry-- it's not gonna end here. 902 00:42:43,472 --> 00:42:46,974 You'll just have to get your adrenaline fix somewhere else. 903 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,058 When that doesn't do it anymore, 904 00:42:48,143 --> 00:42:49,393 then you'll just... 905 00:42:49,478 --> 00:42:50,561 escalate things somehow. 906 00:42:52,731 --> 00:42:54,849 At least, that's what I've been told. 907 00:42:57,686 --> 00:42:59,270 I'm not like you, House. 908 00:43:01,256 --> 00:43:03,491 True...No limp. 909 00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:07,516 == sync, corrected by elderman ==